Friday, 25 January 2008

Doomsday

Well, I am back as a big movie star again - this time a bigger movie, not such a big star.
I was lucky enough to be in one scene in the upcoming movie Doomsday, about a killer virus.
View the trailer here .

In the scene with the giant metal wall sealing the scottish off to die, I was one of the crowd trying to escape, as well as one of the soldiers on top of the wall. Ah, the magic of cinema!
What a lot of fun it was filming, with bullets and glass flying everywhere!
Sadly, due to my agency being a bunch of idiots who went bankrupt, I never got to be a cannibal cyberpunk!

You should be able to recognise the scenery here, on top of sir lowry's pass.

Ooooohhh, scary cannibal cyberpunks. I'm sure I recognise that girl on the left.

Hectic! I think this scene was filmed in Ratanga Junction. I had to turn down that day due to a higher paying charcoal ad!

Saturday, 19 January 2008

Brighton

I went to visit my dear old friend, Angela, in Brighton 2 weeks back.

I was forced to miss my bus, as I didn't know that the underground only opens at 7AM on a sunday, the swines, so I had to hang around outside Southfields station for an hour.

There were 2 chavs there, and I had never felt so nervous of being attacked before, as they were all in my face, so I decided to go and loiter around the corner out of sight until the station opened.
For those who don't know, a chav is a local yobbo, standing for Council Housed And Violent!

I then had to pay top dollar for a new bus ticket - bastards!

Angela is moving to work in Kenya for 3 months, so it was good to get a chance to say good-bye, and to walk on the beach. Despite the fact that the beach is stony, it was really nice, as some of the stones are pretty interesting - I found a small fossil stone, but somehow threw it away by mistake - what a nincompoop!

We found a delightful coffee shop, boasting 30 flavours of hot chocolate, and 18 flavours of ice-tea. The 30 hot choc flavours were: "Standard, and Dark Chocolate", while the 18 flavours of ice tea were "sorry, all out today!"
Most impressive bit of false advertising!


Me on Brighton Pier.
Angela buzy freezing to death.
The funny thing about the beach here in winter, is that the sun rises and sets on the same side, as it just does a small arc, so you can have sunuppers and sundowners!

The new Brighton Pier, complete with funfair.
The old Brighton Pier, complete with nothing!
Arty Sculpture.



The Brighton Royal Pavilion makes you feel you are in the middle east!

Under Brighton Pier.

Friday, 4 January 2008

Arty-Farty Namby-Pamby Sundried-Tomato-Eating La-de-da-de La-de-dahs!

Here's a collection of arty photos for your viewing pleasure.
Interestingly, only one of these photos was not taken on a geocaching trip, and 11 of these places would never have been visited were it not for geocaching!

Well done to Chicken (of Cownchicken fame) for taking this great photo of Uncle Steve

Ooooohhhh, moody stuff in the Wolfberg Cracks!

Somebody help, Kobus is stuck in a picture frame!

Have you ever seen a circular rainbow?

Ah, roll out those lazy summer days.


No photo collection is complete without at least 2 photos of dead fish!

At the memorial tomb to the unknown soldier of "Die Alabama", Langebaan. Makes you think, doesn't it?

Yum yum yum, love those colours!

Hey come on, I have to have at least 1 Salar De Uyuni photo here.

Who could this mysterious moody figure be?

There must be some spiritual message in here, but I'm not sure what it is.

Water, water everywhere.

For some reason, this photo just reminds me of Japan.

Don't go into the light!

Battersea Buddhist Peace Pagoda

HELP!! A giant spider is attacking St Pauls!

And now, the end is here
And so I Face the final curtain

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Now I must confess, I've never being a big fan of New Year's celebrations.
There's always the dilemma of which party to attend without hurting anyone's feelings (particularly applicable to Varsity days, if you know what I mean, Boet.)
Then there are the usual drunken loudmouths screaming in your ear about how much they love you (when indeed they certainly don't), and thanks to the Scottish, the inescapable chorus of Auld Lang Syne - Just once I'd like to round off the year with a rollicking version of "Donald, where's your troosers!"
Then off course at the back of your mind is that old reminder that another year has gone past, and you are still no closer to being that millionaire!
And finally, there tend to be hundreds of happy couples kissing passionately on the strike of 12, reminding you once again what a curse it is to be perpetually single.
Which is why I always enjoyed rounding off the year with a good old night shift chilling with my homies at Forwardslash!
If that wasn't possible, there was always the old Ally-Graeme reunion bash camping in Palmiet - indeed a very close second best to having drunk customers yelling in my ear that they havent been paid yet!

Now stuck in london, with no nice warm beaches to camp on, and no work to go to yet, what was I to do? Naturally, I decided to relive my youth watching Sol Kerzner's fireworks from the chimney, and go and watch the Fireworks at the London Eye. I was taunted by many as being a crazy fool to brave the crowds, but managed to persuade Carmen to come along. She in turn convinced her lounge dweller, the charming Mrs D to come along as well, so off we set, me very excited to test my photography skills on this challenging night.

As you can see below, my skills are clearly not that developed yet, not being a night photography champion.

London Eye lit up.
Carmen and Mrs D strike a pose.



We found a jolly place, close to the eye, forming a beautiful frame with a tree in the middle. Somehow, when the fireworks started, the tree seemed to dominate the scene, so instead of firework photos, above are some lovely photos of a tree with various shades of backlighting

After the show was over, the crowds to get into Waterloo (I was defeated, you won the war) station were too great, so we strolled to the river, and drank some champers by the sultry glow of Big Ben.

To end off a lovely evening, I was dragged away by a vicious copper, to spend a night languishing in jail to sleep off the booze! Hectic!!